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Top Lies Women Tell Men

I Weigh This Much

Most women are self conscious about their weight, whether it is warranted or not. Our society puts too much importance on weighing a certain amount or fitting into a certain size and women feel inadequate as a result. Therefore it is very common for women to lie about their weight knowing there is no way anyone can know the real truth. What they don’t realize is that most men don’t really care and if they did, would you really want to be with that man anyway?

I Have Had This Many Sexual Partners

Women have been known to lie about having both more sexual partners if they haven’t been with many, and about having less if they have a particularly long list. Women might especially lower their number if they find that their boyfriend has a much smaller number, so as to not seem like a slut and to spare him from embarrassment.

I’ll Be Ready in a Minute

I’ll be ready in a minute almost always translates to at least 5 to 15 minutes. Women take longer to get ready than men because they have more to do, for example:

  • Makeup
  • Hair
  • Complicated outfits
  • Shoe choices

The sooner you realize that a “minute” isn’t really a minute in this situation, you can stop fighting and relax while she finished getting ready.

That Sex Was Great

Sex isn’t always going to be great for the woman, and it isn’t necessarily your fault. Women don’t orgasm nearly as easily as men do, so if this happens they will probably just lie and say it was great to spare your feelings.

I’m Not Mad at You

Many women will tell this lie simply to avoid a fight or after a fight has ended and they haven’t yet had enough cool off time to stop hating you yet. You might want to give her some time and space if you think your woman is telling you this lie.

I’ve Got a Headache

Let’s face it, most men want sex more often than women do. If women kept turning men down every time they weren’t in the mood, then men would start to get a complex. So every once in a while a woman might fake a headache to get out of sex when she just isn’t in the mood. Women really do get headaches sometimes though guys, so don’t always assume your girl is lying just because she says she has a headache!

It Was On Sale

Women will often lie about how much they spend while shopping to avoid making their boyfriends or husbands mad. These lies include:

  • “It was on sale.”
  • “It wasn’t that expensive.”
  • “I’ve had this forever but I just never wore it.”

Fully expect women to use these sneaky methods to attempt to hide a new purchase. Women love to buy things, so get a little suspicious when you hear these phrases.

This is Just What I Wanted

If you give her a present she hates, most women will smile and say they love it. But isn’t that more desirable than the truth? Who wants someone to open their present, say they hate it, and ask for a return receipt? What a way to ruin a birthday, anniversary or holiday!

I Don’t Mind if You Look at Other Women

Some women might say this just so they don’t seem overly jealous and crazy, but it is almost always a lie. Women want you to have eyes for them only. So if your woman tells you this, don’t fall for it. It’s a trap!

I’m Fine

This is probably the biggest and most common lie that women tell. A woman is clearly upset about something, yet when confronted about it, she proclaims that she is fine. This is usually a test to see of the man can tell that they are indeed not fine. God help you if you fail this test.

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